At first inspection, Flatbrainer looked a little sparse. The structure of the buds appeared almost airy, or as if the cannabis had been grown in too warm of a temperature. I was glad I gave High Noon Cultivation a chance on this one, because she ended up being a neatly wrapped little package.

When breaking up the flower it gave a bit of resistance and was harder than I initially expected. Once I started tearing her open, the large gooey trichomes began to burst all over my fingers, leaving a tree sap-like stick. Flatbrainer’s smoke was thick and grabbed my throat on the exhale. That rough exhale let me know that she was going to treat me right!

Once the high set in, I felt my whole body and mind start to relax. This was a strain that was best for evening use, once I knew I didn’t have much left to do for the day. The couch or recliner would become my best friend after smoking Flatbrainer. When the high set in, I felt it first right behind me eyes. This strain was named appropriately because it just flattened out my mind. Stress and worries would quickly melt away. Even though Flatbrainer had a high THC content I felt zero anxiety or paranoia.

Flatbrainer quickly became an ideal bedtime strain since she put my mind and body and complete ease. I also found the strain to be useful for deeper or longer meditation sessions as long as I wasn’t tired before smoking. Other benefits I got from Flatbrainer were decreased inflammation, pain and migraines, as well as decreasing ocular pressure. I would say that Flatbrainer was effective and versatile for managing chronic illness.

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